My Wife

First rugby player: 'My wife is so frigid, she comes to bed with an ice cube in each hand and in the morning they haven't even begun to melt.'

Second rugby player: 'Well, my wife likes to have a glass of water by the side of her bed, and by the time she's carried it up from the kitchen, it's frozen solid.'

Third rugiry player: 'That's nothing. My wife is so frigid, when she spreads her legs in bed at night, the central heating kicks on!'

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