Honeymoon Picture

When Fred the Full-back was first married, one of his wife's wedding presents was a Polaroid camera. On the first night of the honeymoon, she said, 'I want to take a picture of you in the nude, Fred. Come on!'

When the picture came out of the camera, she took one look at it and said, 'I think I'd better get this enlarged!'

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