Eye Test

The club secretary's wife went to the optician's for a new pair of spectacles. The optician pointed to the bottom line on his eye-chart and said. 'Can you read this?'

She said, 'No.'

He tried the next line up with the same result. He worked his way up to the largest letters on the top line, without success. Finally, in frustration, he whipped out his dick and said, 'Well, can you see this?'

'Yes,' said the woman.

'Just as I thought,' said the optician. 'You're cock-eyed!'

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