Dummy Run

The full-back was big but not too bright, and the team was always ribbing him about his sex life.

'Is it true, Jacko,' he was asked in the changing rooms one day, 'that you've been trying out lots of new sexual positions?'

'Yeah,' said the big guy enthusiastically. 'I'm getting good, too! The next thing is to try them out with girls!'

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