Check Up

The wife of a very famous England rugby team captain, whose current line-up included a large number of players with distinctly un-English names like Panatelli, Uzbecki and Rochefoucauld, went to the doctor one day with 'woman's trouble'.

The doctor examined her and asked, 'When did you last have a check-up?'

'I don't think I ever had,' she replied. 'I've had an Italian, a Romanian, a Frenchman . . .'

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